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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

New poll: Mr. February

We opened a new poll in the right column, and we invite you to place your vote for Mr. February, i.e. your favourite model who starred in the Man Up! clips that were published in last month.

And here are our contenders:
Brent - the boy-next-door with brown hair and a knack for role-playing, star of such diverse fare as "Unorthodox Vasectomy", "Dirty Boxing" and the "Frat Hazing" clips.
Derek - the tattoed wild boy who knows to hit where it counts, star of the stellar "Wanna Come Play With Man Up?", "Cousin's Balls" and others.
Nito - the most recent addition to the Man Up! cast, star of the "Ballbusting Mafia Tales" and "Frat Hazing (Part 2)".
Johnny - a.k.a. "Big Nuts", the dashing young stud, star of "Teabagged" and "Another New Recruit".
Rod - our one-hit-wonder (so far...), star of "Drill Seargent Drills His Balls".

We purposely don't put Lance in the poll, because, after all, he is the boss of Man Up! and it would be kind of rude to put him for a vote... And, frankly, we fear he might steal the thunder from all the other guys...

So tell us: Who is gonna be Mr. February?

The poll is open until March, 31st.

A peak over the fence: Johnny's first F/M appearance

We've noticed that Johnny seems to already be a fan favorite, and we can certainly see why!  He's everything we could hope for in a model.  Young, fit, cute, and a really nice set of equipment to boot! 


But the best thing about Johnny is how animated his face gets when he's experiencing nut pain.  You almost want to give him a hug after he takes a shot to the balls.  And then when he's recovered, nail him again.


Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Clip Review: Ballbusting Mafia Tales (Part 2)


Starring: Nito and Derek
Length: 12 mins
Price: $11.99

 
 


Plot:
At the end of Part 1 of Ballbustign Mafia Tales, boxer Derek was left tied up with a pair of bruised nuts and the sinking feeling that this may not have been the last time his balls took a beating. Well, mobster Vinny (played by Nito) has come back with some good news: The boss wants to give Derek another chance. So does this mean that Derek is free to go? Not quite. The bad news: Vinny had so much fun the last time around that he is going to bust his balls some more... So here we are again. And just like The Godfather II, this sequel is even better than the first part! (And we just hope that Sofia Coppolla won't show up in the third part - but the screenshots Lance posted on his blog look pretty promising to us...) But let's stick to part 2 for now:

Monday, February 27, 2012

Clip Review: Frat Hazing (Part 2)


Starring: Brent and Nito
Length: 10 mins
Price: $10.99

 
 
 

Plot:
Brent and his class mate Nito are hanging out, and Nito starts questioning Brent about the frat he's been pledging (see Frat Hazing (Part 1)), because Nito is thinking about joining, too. "Basically, they see how much you can freaking take your balls being crushed - it's fucked up!" Brent describes the painful things they have been doing to his nuts in great detail, with both of them having great fun. Brent cringes as he remembers the pain in his nuts, and Nito laughs his ass off. "That doesn't sound so bad! You can put up with that", Nito laughs. "I can definitely do that." Well, Brent doubts it...


Clip Review: Ballbusting Mafia Tales (Part 1)

Starring: Nito and Derek
Length: 11 minutes
Price: $9.99



Plot:
Derek is a boxer who finds himself falling out of favor of the mob.  The clip begins with him tied up in his own house as mobster lackie grills him for answers.  Nito co-stars as Vinny, who takes the greatest delight in busting the bound fighter repeatedly and threatens to take one of Derek's balls as a 'keep-sake.' Derek fights through the pain and tries to preserve his pride, but the constant barrage of kicks and knees to his precious gonads finally forces him to give in and agree to fight one more time.  Then Vinny gets comfortable, taking off his hat and jacket before continuing to bust poor Derek for several more minutes. He's interested in more than just money now, he wants Derek's two most prized possessions.  Derek does his best to maintain his pride - and suffers for it greatly - before Vinny finally gives it a rest and leaves Derek tied up to contemplate his fate.


Sunday, February 26, 2012

Clip Review: Dirty Boxing

Starring: Derek and Brent
Length: 8 minutes
Price: $7.99



Plot:
Roommates Derek and Brent decide to get in shape by taking up boxing in their living room - but 20 seconds in to their first sparring match, Derek deals Derek a low blow, kicking his roommate right in the nuts, to which after the fact Derek confesses that he's known to "fight a little dirty."  Brent recovers pretty quickly, and manages to retaliate with a solid punch into Derek's solar plexus, and responds with another kick into Brent's danglers.  Brent absorbs the blow and doubles over for a moment before he's back into the fight, commenting that he wished he could wear a cup.  Then the two boys trade shots back and forth with the occasional low blow.  The balance of power is constantly shifting between the two of them.  Then toward the end of the clip, the nut shots seem to pick up, both in frequency and intensity, and both boys are in pain, but it is Brent that finally gives in, making Derek the winner… at least for this round.


Clip Review: Frat Hazing (Part 1)

Starring: Derek and Brent
Length: 7 mins
Price: $7.99

 

Plot:
Brent is sitting on the couch, minding his own business and reading his book, when Derek shows up. Since Brent pledged his fraternity he's gonna unleash all kinds of nasty things on him. Brent is a bit annoyed (he's reading a bokk, you know, he's got no time for this nonsens) but Derek doesn't let that stop him. Things are off to a bit of a weird start as Derek takes a moment to rub Brent's foot ("Did you pedicure recently? Your feet are looking nice...") before stomping down on Brent's crotch while lifting Brent's right leg in the air. He grinds Brent's balls hard again and again, twisting his naked foot to make sure that poor Bren't balls are squished good and hard... Brent writhes in pain, moaning and groaning, throwing his head back and begging for Derek to stop.


Friday, February 24, 2012

Clip Review: Tea Bagged

Starring: Johnny and Lance
Length: 5 mins
Price: $5.99


Plot:
Johnny is back, and he’s playing a first-person shooter with his pal Lance.  Lance sucks, and after loosing the game for their team, he admits that he’s better suited to play something a little less challenging like Frogger.  Johnny snaps, and goes in to a rage, dragging poor Lance around by his balls, kicking and grinding them into his thighs like a butt of a cigarette. Lance cries out in pain, but Johnny is just too worked up to care, and decides to further humiliate Lance by first grinding his young, hung crotch in his face, and later he practically shoves his foot up his nose.  The clip ends with Johnny throwing one of the controllers down on Lance in disgust and yells, “Get some practice in!”


Thursday, February 23, 2012

Clip Review: Cousin’s Balls (Part 2)

Starring: Derek and Lance
Length: 5 mins
Price: $5.99


Plot:
Lance comes home to find his cousin Derek lounging around in his undies, watching TV and avoiding all forms of work.  It appears like a repeat of their first encounter, but only this time Derek drops the bomb – he’s been spending some time on Lance’s computer and has found a vid of Lance getting fucked by a dude.  The balance of power suddenly shifts when Derek threatens to out Lance to the rest of their family, and not only demands to continue living with Lance for free, he wants some payback for their earlier busting session.  Lance is given no choice, and quickly strips down to his royal-blue boxer-briefs before Derek begins wailing on his nuts so hard, it just might make you cringe.


Clip Review: Another New Recruit - Johnny Big Nuts

Starring: Lance and Johnny
Length: 9 mins
Price: $9.99


Plot:
Lance introduces us to a cute new model named Johnny.  This is Johnny’s first shoot, and Lance is eager to put the young stud through his paces.  In this shoot, Johnny’s big nuts are on display through a crisp pair of black briefs, which we get to see smashed again and again by Lance’s fist, foot, and kneecap.  Johnny groans and moans, and even turns a little green, but he takes the ball-abuse like a real trooper!


Clip Review: Drill Sergeant Drills His Balls

Starring: Rod and Lance
Length: 7 mins
Price: $7:99



Plot:
Private Hart has been fucking up a lot lately and needs to shape up or ship out. His current mission is to clean his Drill Sergeant’s quarters until they’re spic and span, but when Sergeant Rod comes to inspect his progress, he finds Lance’s work seriously lacking. He orders the private to get up and stand at attention, he drives his boot square into Lance’s tightly-packed nuts. Then Sergeant Rod paces back and forth, pausing occasionally only to kick Lance in the nuts. The kicks are hard, and their impact against Lance’s groin makes a sick THUD every time. Poor guy…


Clip Review: Wanna Come Play With Man Up?

Starring: Lance and Derek
Length: 8 mins
Price: $8.99

Plot:
Lance is always in need of fresh, new balls to bust, so he tells us what he’s looking for in new models. Hot, tattoed recruit Derek (of Cousin’s Balls fame) provides the balls for our entertainment as Lance explains the rules, all the while busting poor Derek’s big nuts and making him collapse several times with vicious kicks, slaps, knees and squeezes.